An Ending Conversation
Her: You know…I want to leave. I packed the suitcase and I kept it outside. I am just telling you before leaving that I am leaving. (pouted)
Him: Oh…are you going on vacation?
Her: No…I am leaving you. You know, we don’t match.
Him: Hmm…why do you think we don’t match?
Her: That is the reason I want to leave.
Him: What reason?
Her: That is the reason, that you cannot even understand why I am leaving.
Him: Hmm…I am not someone who has extraterrestrial intelligence to know why you are leaving…You know I am just a human like you. I cannot read, now tell me why you want to leave?
Her: See, you are too insensitive and I am too sensitive.
Him: Haha…I think that is the best combination.
Her: How?
Him: See, being too insensitive is a minus and being too sensitive is also a minus. So as a family when we multiply or we divide it becomes positive.
Her: But, how about when we add two minus(s). It becomes on the whole a minus to the family.
Him: Oh…simple be positive and flip. Start to view too insensitive and being too sensitive as positive and then it becomes positive. You know it all depends on how you view it. Baby, be positive.
Her: Haha, you know…you make everything so simple. But you are sometimes so complicated.
Him: Hmm…because I see everything with a simple lens. And, you see everything with a complicated lens.
Her: See…every time you win and I lose in every argument? (pouted)
Him: Baby, I know you. You make me win. Otherwise, there is no chance of me winning with you. Aha…there is no chance at all. That is the reason I married you.
Her: Haha…you know sometimes you are so sweet. But sometimes you are like a Monkey.
Him: Haha…now why do you think I am a Monkey? Hmm…by the way I like to be your Monkey.
Her: Because you know when some outside monkey throws a stone on me, even you start to throw stones with other monkey friends of yours. Making fun of me…you know sometimes it hurts me…
Him: Hmm…ok. You did not tell me this earlier. I did not know that I was doing that. Now that you told me. I don’t do it again.
Her: Hmm…
Him: Anything else, you want me to correct myself? You know anything for you.
Her: Hmm…I cannot think of anything right now.
Him: Come here, I want to kiss you.
Her: There, why should I have to come all the time? You come over.
Him: Hmm…I manage so many people outside. And, here, I am not able to win with my little devil. But, you know I like your naughtiness and haughtiness.
Him: I am coming there…to kiss you.
Her: Don’t.
Him: Now what?
Her: Your mouth smells sometimes with your fishy words. That mouth of yours smells.
Him: Oh…10 minutes back I was a Monkey. Now I am a fish. What are you, a dog? Barking all the time at me…
Her: Haha…you know maybe I am, that is the reason I revolve around you all the time. Being faithful to you all the time, no matter what you say and you don’t acknowledge that…
Him: What, that you being a dog?
Her: Haha…
Him: Hey, come here…I like when you laugh with all your heart…tell me what you want me to do…
Her: Bring that suitcase from outside.
Him: I’ll bring it, don’t worry.
Him: Hey…
Her: Umm…what?
Him: Sometimes I feel what will happen to me without you?
Her: Even I feel that you know all the time…lingering the laughs long after our these silly arguments
Him: Hmm…
Her: Hey, do you want coffee?
Him: Why don’t we have Green tea today?
Her: Hmm…I asked do you want coffee. Just say yes or no…
Him: Ok…devil.
Her: Haha…
